Dadeland Mall Rodeo

Finally, the perfect gift for the lady who has it all!
The Ho-Train-O-Matic 3000. For Gentlemen who need to train dem hos.

Ok so we are having waaaayyy too much fun on this thing. Its called the iGallop and its on display at Brookstone at Dadeland mall.

If you think this is funny check out the demo video on the Brookstone webpage. First off, its interesting to note that no self respecting guy would use this thing. There are no men in the photos. Second, why do all the girls look like Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders? I cant believe this thing could actually work. This must be for fools who really have nothing better to do with their money. Or maybe for the young lady aspiring to become a stripper. Or for two friends hanging out at the mall in search of a fun time. We better do all these silly things now while our children are too young to remember. I can just hear Sophia now.... "Mom! Don't embarass me!" ha ha ha.